BREAKING: UNIDENTIFIED AUDIO SIGNAL DETECTED BENEATH CONTINENTAL SHELF. REPEATING PATTERN FOUND IN DEEP-WATER FREQUENCY BAND. SIGNAL GROWS LOUDER AT MIDNIGHT (EST), AND ANALYSTS CONFIRM: “IT’S RHYTHMIC.” 12 DISTINCT PULSES LOGGED. 00:38:23 IN LENGTH. ACOUSTIC ANOMALY CLASSIFIED AS “INTENTIONAL.” | 

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